A special thank you goes out to my guests this week :)
1. Do I have the permission to share your name? If not, what should we call you?
L: Yeah whatever, Lisa will do nicely or failing that God works too (Laughs)
S: Suzy
L: Yes
2. Age?
Lisa (God): Bloody cheek!! 34 *said in a quiet mutter*
Suzy: 26
Laura: 25
3. Occupation?
L: Art teacher. I used to teach criminals how to paint flowers I was once told but I am moving in to schools (Editor Laughs at the in joke concerning Maybe, misery.)
S: Cashier
Laura: Assistant manager
4. Have you heard any unimportant news made to seem important?
L: Weather reports? Do they count?
S: Katie price's split from husband number 3... People split up all the time... It's not important at all but made headline news in the papers!
Laura: The duke and duchess of Cambridge touring Australia and New Zealand, so what?
5. Marvel or DC?
L: Oh... That's just too difficult. Depends on who is playing the characters too
Laura: Marvel
6. T.V show of the week?
L: Right now? None really, I guess 24 but i haven't gotten round to watching it yet
S: Difficult one to answer as, I usually just watch Coronation Street which is classed as a soap
Laura: Holly-oaks
7. The last brilliant film you watched?
L: Maleficent. If I were ever to have sex with a woman Angelina Jolie would be the one. Aside from that, it was a really good film.
S: Maleficent, this is a really good film to watch.
Laura: The conjuring
8. How do you feel about a vast amount of men and women appearing in pornography?
L: Their parents must be very proud.
S: Doesn't bother me at all the amount of women and men appearing in pornography!
Laura: No problem
9. If you ruled the world, what one thing would you change first?
L: Bring back capital punishment. Actually, I'd handle the justice system worldwide because it's a sodding mess!
S: Bring back the death penalty!
Laura: The benefits system
10. What is your favorite sexual position and why?
L: Depends on how I feel. Doggy is a good choice for depth. Missionary for a quickie, I could go on for a while here and get a bit heated so I'll leave it at that.
S: A very personal question... Skip this one (Laughs)
Laura: Doggy, it’s just the best
11. Do you believe there should be a national holiday to celebrate being naked?
L: Not with my body (Laughs). Could it be just the men who were naked? If so then yes!
S: No but I believe there should be a national holiday for St George's day!
Laura: Not fussed
12. If you could get away with murdering someone you despise, how would you do it?
L: I've watched Dexter, be warned sweetheart...
S: Torture for a long, long time until dead
Laura: Stab them in the neck
13. If you had one day left to live, what would you spend it doing?
L: Fuck knows but whatever it was, it would be with the people I love.
S: Be with my dog and enjoying being with her on a beach somewhere and enjoy watching her enjoy herself and I would spoil her rotten!!
Laura: Having sex
14. Who is your favourite Game of Thrones character and why?
L: Oh bloody hell! My mother keeps on at me to watch this so don't you bloody start. I have no idea.
S: Don't watch game of thrones
Laura: Don’t watch it
15. Do you have a special piece of underwear you wear when you know there is a chance they'll be seen?
L: My apple scrumpers and triumph bra!! (Laughs), Erm i have some nice bras and knickers but I'm married now so he wouldn't bloody notice anyway.
S: Nope
Laura: Not anything specific
16. Song of the week?
L: I've got Def Leopard in the car at the moment so I'll go with "Animal"
S: I like Little Mix's new record Salute!
Laura: Mr. Probs – Waves
17. Do you believe that religion is a truly awful fairytale, meant to control humanity and inspire false hope?
L: I think it's what people want it to be. I'm not religious, i don't believe in fate or karma or even an afterlife (although i am intrigued by that one) but i do understand the need for people to feel comfort in the ideology that there is something other than this and that there is a greater purpose. I think it can be used or abused as a form of control but people do have choices. I guess it's harder for some people to make those depending on manipulation and their situation. There is too much scientific facts these days that contradict religion so one belief if factual and visible and the other is invisible and unproven and all you can do it believe it's there. I'm more of a see it for myself so I'll find out for sure one day i guess (Laughs)
S: Yes I do... Religion is the cause of more death and war in this world!
Laura: Yes
18. And last but not least, what are your feelings about bestiality?
L: Oh dear... Only you would come up with that one
S: It's totally wrong and vile and whoever engages in this should be castrated!
Laura: I don't agree with it but I suppose if the animal is the one performing the act it's not as bad. Humans have the power to say yes or no but animals don't.
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