1. Do I have the permission to share your name? If not, what should we call you?
S: You can call me SpongeBob (Laughs)
T: Share my name and picture, just make sure it’s a good picture (Editor note: Stop asking for picture permission when I keep forgetting to get a picture.)
Stef: Yep
2. Age?
SpongeBob: 27
Tom: 30
Stef: Very nearly 26
3. Occupation?
S: Shop assistant
T: Super evil villain by day and a supper awesome support worker by night
Stef: Sales Administrator
4. Have you heard any unimportant news made to seem important?
S: Don’t really watch the news or read the newspaper
T: I once heard we have a new pope
Stef: I wouldn’t know where to start… 90% is just rubbish!
5. Marvel or DC?
S: Marvel
T: DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!!!
Stef: Marvel!!!
6. T.V show of the week?
S: Ex on the beach
T: Fargo
Stef: I’m about three years behind but I’m catching up on Justified, best T.V show ever!
7. The last brilliant film you watched?
S: Lone survivor
T: The Wolf of Wall Street
Stef: Django Unchained
8. How do you feel about a vast amount of men and women appearing in pornography?
S: Doesn’t really bother me as i don’t watch porn
T: Everyone has to earn a living i guess. I'd do porn if i wasn't married, chubby and had a hamsters dick
Stef: It should be illegal
9. If you ruled the world, what one thing would you change first?
S: Child abuse
T: I'd chuck religion right out the freaking window. That's step one to a better world
Stef: I'd kill majority of leaders and start again, there'd definitely be no parliament!
10. What is your favourite sexual position and why?
Missionary because I’m a lazy person and doesn’t take much effort (Laughs)
T: The Wheelbarrow
Stef: How rude! Can’t comment on that :p
11. Do you believe there should be a national holiday to celebrate being naked?
S: I don’t care either way, each to their own
T: LET'S DO IT!
Stef: No! Can you imagine some of the sights!
12. If you could get away with murdering someone you despise, how would you do it?
S: Cut their limbs off one by one and then lie them in a bath of salt and then leave them there to die knowing they have no way of getting themselves out
T: I'd shoot them down a dark alley then I would pin it on somebody else i despise
Stef: Slowly
13. If you had one day left to live, what would you spend it doing?
S: I’d spend it enjoying precious time with the ones i love
T: Hiking or Holding my family tight
Stef: I’d spend it painting with my daughter
14. Who is your favorite Game of Thrones character and why?
S: The hound
T: What’s Game of Thrones?
Stef: Like I said, I’m well behind with T.V! I’ve not watched it!
15. Do you have a special piece of underwear you wear when you know there is a chance they’ll be seen?
S: No
T: I have Superman boxers with a cape. They are freaking awesome!
Stef: No, I have OCD so it’s all plain and matching! (Laughs)
16. Song of the week?
S: John Legend – All of Me
T: House of the Rising Son by the White Buffalo and the Forrest Rangers
Stef: MJ & JT
17. Do you believe that religion is a truly awful fairytale, meant to control humanity and inspire false hope?
S: I’m not religious so yes
T: Religion is the route to all evil
Stef: Yes but not put as harshly as that
18. The last book that got you sexually stimulated?
S: I don’t know I couldn't open it. It was sticky (Laughs)
T: Harry Potter
Stef: I just read horror so that’d be sinister
19. Quote of the week?
S: If you don’t ask you don’t get
T: I'm usually not the one to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodaso, a fuckin atodaso
Stef: Oh Balls!
20. What annoys you more than anything else?
S: Ignorance
T: Ignorance
Stef: Ignorance
21. And last but not least, what are your feelings about bestiality?
S: It’s just wrong
T: Depends if the animal is consenting
Stef: What are my feelings?! It doesn't tickle my pickle if that’s what you mean…
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